business is still serious

Order like 10+ tacos.
Employees can get in trouble if they have too many canceled items on the register. Everything counts. Observe the total on the register to check if it’s been rung up or not, then change your mind on an item.
Go in with a coupon for something that can be combo’d. (IE: Free fries/drink when you purchase a [x].) Order an item combo then whip out your coupon. They’ll have to delete the combo entry and re-add everything individually.
On the register, you have to select what size combo first. Instead of telling them what size you want first, tell them what item and all of the fixings/modifications, what kind of fries and the drink first and don’t even bother telling them the size. Don’t give them a chance to interrupt you. This is great to use on new employees.
Performance for a shift is judged by an average of how long each car was in the drive through. Sit on the drive through for as long as humanly possible. After receiving your bag, check the bag slowly. Be a slowpoke.
Cancel something at the drive through after you see it rung up on the screen and see the total. If you see the total, it means they already sent the order to the drive through register and you need a manager’s authorization to allow the item delete.
If the Jack in the Box has a sauce station, ignore it and ask for ranch at the register. There is cold ranch in the little fridge but it’s only supposed to be for the drive through customers. Give them shit like, “Well I want my ranch cold!” if they try to tell you to use the sauce station.
During a busy period (lunch), order regular fries with your combo. When you get it, complain and say that you ordered curly fries and they must’ve rung it up wrong. Since it’s busy, they might honestly think they forgot and get you free curly fries.
During a busy period (lunch), use a $50/$100 to pay for something. Jack in the Box’s don’t keep bills over $10 in the cash register. $20s and above are stored in a drop box and you need keys to open it.
Items that take a long time in the fryer: Fish and chicken.
Order a shake. If they don’t ask you if you want whip cream and cherry on top when you order, they’ll put it on by default. Ask for it to be removed when you get it.

Webpage Making 101

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1 year ago | Tags: School | Notes: 1

I went back to school at shitty community college and am going to be getting a terrible associates degree for web design and development. (This is all to keep up appearances and appease my stepmom who doesn’t like me having a telecommuting job and wants me out of the house. Herp.) One of the classes I have to take is CIS 133 which is basically “how2make webpaeg 101”. This is quite an… experience.

The first night of class, we all introduced ourselves and why we were in this class. A large majority of the students are people twice my age who own businesses or already have high level degrees from universities and got on this whole “mysterious internet” bandwagon way too late. Listening to them introduce themselves was like… depressing. But I guess I respect them more than my dad, who is constantly paranoid and in fear of losing his job yet does little to make himself more “valuable” to his e-Commerce position.

There is no real pre-requisite to this class, though CIS 105 is “recommended”. CIS 105 is like, “how i push buttan and make computer do something” class. Imo, it should be a requirement for this class. Yesterday night we finally got to image tags and he had to spend a good hour explaining paths… It has become apparent that there are technology-impaired people in this class who don’t understand how file folders on your computer work.

The course material has been moving fairly slowly, devoting entire classes to links and lists. Then last night, teacher suddenly covered both tables and image tags which is like light years of progression compared to previous classes. At this point, we’ve pretty much learned all of the HTML and CSS we’ll be learning for the class. The midterm is supposed to be a page put together using what we learned in the previous weeks. Tables are to be used for layouts. How to abuse div is not taught in this class because it’s saved for CIS 233. :v But CIS 233 is also more like, “how 2 use dreamweaver”…

I have decided that the most use I can get out of the money I paid for this class is to take advantage of my poor classmates! I introduced myself as an experienced person who is here for the credit-only and I go around and help people. Now I have some business cards and references. ♪～ (￣。￣ )